omgwtfbbq?!!

I got two text messages last night from someone I don't know. I can only assume that my total lack of comprehension of them shows that I'm 'past it'.

Yah me bk on thursday lol. Campin ir iz 
n lol. Wa ya doin nw n me gt 26 chiknz nd 
17dukz me askd ma fava tb lvyamiliunz x x 
x x x x x x

Txtd bk 2mz cuz im off bed gora get up erly 
2mz lol nyt nyt //..*lvyomiliunz*..\\ x x x 
x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

I'm scared ;)