Catholic Church no longer swears by truth of the Bible

“We should not expect to find in Scripture full scientific accuracy or complete historical precision,” they say [...]

Some Christians want a literal interpretation of the story of creation, as told in Genesis, taught alongside Darwin’s theory of evolution in schools, believing “intelligent design” to be an equally plausible theory of how the world began.

But the first 11 chapters of Genesis, in which two different and at times conflicting stories of creation are told, are among those that this country’s Catholic bishops insist cannot be “historical”. At most, they say, they may contain “historical traces”.

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They go on to condemn fundamentalism for its “intransigent intolerance” and to warn of “significant dangers” involved in a fundamentalist approach.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,13509-1811332,00.html

"Can't live with 'em..."

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=462

I am Denny's *boggle*

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2005/10_october/06/bush.shtml

THIS MAN CONTROLS THE LARGEST ARMED FORCES ON THE PLANET! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!

Fucking hell.

*goes and hides under the bed*