"Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse"

A couple just walked past the front of my flat... the guy was so busy admiring the front of my car that he tripped down the kerb and fell straight into his girlfriend, knocked her stumbling a few feet across the car-parking area. She didn't look very impressed :)

Nice to know it still turns heads, even if it's not going to turn its wheels anytime soon.