Write me a personal ad

[denny]

This meme intrigued me:

Write an ad for me to put in a personals column. Anything goes... amusing, serious, rude, whatever you like  :)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

God seeks admirers. Apply within.

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

I think that's probably unbeatable. Applause. Much applause.

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