Too, too funny.
The last line of this had me literally howling with laughter in the office just now. YMMV :)
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"The City Alert Texting System (Cats) will warn people where
[terrorist] attacks are taking place and pass on information
about what to do to people caught in an incident..."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/2757017.stm
...CATS: U HAVE NO CHANCE 2 SURVIV MK YR TIME
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