Emails to agencies, #431 in a series of Too Many.

2011-11-06T17:25:45Z

To: "Greenman, Holly" <h.greenman@computerfutures.com>, "Jenkins, Carys" <c.jenkins@computerfutures.com>, "Kelly, Tom" <t.kelly@computerfutures.com>, "Hayward, Abby" <a.hayward@computerfutures.com>, "Spear, James" <j.spear@computerfutures.com>, "Kandola, Varinder" <v.kandola@computerfutures.com>
Cc: feedback@computerfutures.com, j.deo@computerfutures.com, c.atiyah@computerfutures.com
Subject: Re: Various 'opportunities'

Dear illiterates,

I am not a PHP developer. I am not a Python developer. I do not hold a PhD, I am not a project manager, and I am most certainly not a MCP-qualified Windows sysadmin. Please take 30 seconds to read each CV before you email potential candidates, instead of just relying on keyword matches.

All you need to do is check whether people claim any competence in the required primary skill before you send them an email, it's not bloody difficult!

This is not the first time this year that I have contacted your company regarding inappropriate emails, nor is it the second. So, for the third time - take me off all of your lists, databases, etc. I do not want to hear about future 'opportunities' from you or anyone else at your company, you bunch of incompetent lazy fuckwits.

Denny

PS: While you're learning to read, some of you may also wish to look into grammar-checkers for your emails. You should probably fix your broken website as well (look at the bottom of every page).

[ enclosed: half a dozen random job offers from the last month alone ]

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Emails to agencies, #431 in a series of Too Many.